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I have been unfaithful to you, Abner.
“No you didn’t!” exclaimed his wife, “you never wear your seat belt!”. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top."
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?” 40 Dumb, Funny Jokes That You Can Laugh At And Tell To Your Friends. BuzzFeed Staff Jokes about Husbands, Wives, Weddings and Marriage I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour.
So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes.
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married.
She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. 2.
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Because he is a keeper. “Oh, I just took if off now when you were walking up to the car”, responded the man.
… The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"
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Marriage can be tough.
But for better or for worse, these marriage jokes and wedding puns will have you doubling over laughing. Nasty Wife Joke A cop pulled over a car and finds a young couple in the front seat.
“Where’s your seat belt young man?” asked the cop. 135 Love Jokes: Funny Marriage or Girlfriend/Boyfriend Humor 1. Why should you never break up with a goalie? by Christopher Hudspeth.