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The redneck won, hands down! The redneck won hands down! The word they were given was "Timbuktu". They crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. Timbuktu Jokes. A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force.
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The one who creates the best poem I'll let into heaven." It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word “Timbuktu”. Funny joke collection stats: 142,806 jokes 59,106 thumbs up 5,396 active users 837 visitors online 3,871 topics 10,697 humor websites 40,653 humor links Related Topics Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. It is city in Africa. No way could the redneck top that, they thought. Audience Jokes- Stages- Timbuktu- The New Titanic script- Another Hungover Sunday at Church- Driver Thinks Fast. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M.
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After answering all the questions, there is a tie. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. The crowd went crazy! It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". Funny men jokes. A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. Priest Rabbi Joke Let's read Actress Jokes about Funny Priest Jokes, Priest Fun A famous actress of the film dedicated to adults goes to the church to make her own confession to the priest. ... Each of you must make up a poem using the word 'Timbuktu.' 2 Ratings. First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.
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