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";s:4:"text";s:28727:"I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves. That's exactly what they said when i started my job at the spanish automobile factory. Box 2 is the the trunk and branches, along with the screws to hold in each of the needles. No instructions included, [–]Sxilla 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (2 children). reddit. This is the truest one yet. I love my furniture! [–]pizza_breakfast 55 points56 points57 points 12 days ago (15 children), Royal Dansk cookie is in fact Danish for sewing kit, [–]gggg566373 35 points36 points37 points 12 days ago (12 children). For what it was it really was quite sturdy. Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! The funniest sub on reddit. Now the popcorn in the popcorn tins are shit, and the tin is too big for anything useful, [–]gggg566373 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (2 children). IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. 11 of them, in fact! [–]TehBeast 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (2 children). [–]Acplay 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]krissipie 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). All posts must make an attempt at humor. 99.8k votes, 634 comments. I never seen one it store. Go put together a Sauder cabinet and you’ll know what I mean. In your 20s, shopping at Ikea feels like a rite of passage. [–]Montigue 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), I have two sets. Yep. If your submission begins with "When you…" or "When they…" or anything of a similar nature, it is not allowed here. [–]NickIllicit 1454 points1455 points1456 points 12 days ago (101 children). Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! Still do we just paid 25 for a beautiful tree. [–]FamousNerd 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). [–]JesusLuvsMeYdontU 25 points26 points27 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]frozendancicle 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children), Have your phone ready to order an uber to the ER. Want to see /r/funny with these posts? 120 Jokes You Will Understand Only If You Live In IKEA . To this day we can still find you trying to accomplish this impossible task! i'll toss mine when it's not hexagon but it's been somehow holding up. Including Furniture jokes for adults, dirty furniture puns and clean apartments dad jokes for kids. Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! No forbidden titles, low-effort titles, or posts about Reddit cakedays (see below). Then they do a ton of makeup to make them look younger. IKEA is a wonderful place, and no matter how many times we pay a visit, there always seems to be an endless array of new treasures to discover. [–]Logical_Paradoxes 132 points133 points134 points 12 days ago (17 children), [–]yourmansconnect 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago (13 children), [–]MadCarcinus 16 points17 points18 points 12 days ago* (9 children), [–]Whats-Up_Bitches 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (8 children), [–]SirPepeSilva 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]MadCarcinus 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (6 children), [–]anon_chase 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Whats-Up_Bitches 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (4 children), [–]upthewatwo 25 points26 points27 points 12 days ago (3 children), (Didn't realise this was a 5min old post, feel free to like da shit outta this boyz), [–]mandelbomber 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (2 children), Are you sent from the future to inform us that Reddit is replacing the upvote feature with "likes"? This could only be more funny if there was an Allen key in the center. Try. A blind man applies for a job at Ikea, but the manager refuses as he says what can you do, you're blind. When I was a small child, I thought whenever you saw anyone die in a movie or tv show, they died in real life. [–]mega_trex 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child). 1. It was like borrowing a tree and getting your deposit back! I saw some of the needles that had fallen off and I assumed that because the needles were separate that my parents had actually attached every single needle one by one. Unfortunately, inexperienced customers end up buying completely useless things or furniture that is almost completely wrecked. They even take the old tree back, so you can drop off the tree as you go spend your voucher. How will we survive, [–]ranhalt 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Skydiver860 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (1 child). For most of us, it goes hand in hand with the crummy apartments and bad relationships that defined that period of our lives. [–]BlackMoth27 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). Don't forget the one extra dowel peg that comes with all of the big pieces. I have four complete sets and 30 single-use ones in a peppermint bark tin. Ikea Jokes / Recent Jokes. Are you sure? 18 Jokes You’ll Find Hilarious If You’ve Ever Been to IKEA. Thanks :), [–]residentdunce 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]jordantask 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (2 children). My kids suffered through this photoshoot for me and it was honestly the best Christmas present I could have asked for. If the apocalypse comes, and video games have taught me ANYTHING, I'm going to be damn glad I have 100 tiny pieces of metal. Please use. I asked. Humor is subjective, but all posts must at least make an attempt at humor. Then the IKEA near us closed :(, [–]dubeach 23 points24 points25 points 12 days ago (7 children). [–]xxrambo45xx 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), I throw them away and use my nice ones on a ratchet or impact, [–]calicet 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (3 children). I mean, there they are getting shot and you see the bullet holes in their body with blood pouring out, what other explanation is there? [–]spluv1 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (2 children), lmfao, could you imagine. [–]Bertenburny 44 points45 points46 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]snickers_rectal 63 points64 points65 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Riley38988 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Danouement 152 points153 points154 points 12 days ago (3 children), [–]Shoobedybopaloo 20 points21 points22 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]TalkingMeowth 83 points84 points85 points 12 days ago (5 children), I mean you can pay them $300 to assemble it for you, but it’s better to try and save money. Ikea Jokes. Yes. And the comments are just as funny! Furniture Jokes. [–]schlucks 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), some dickwad we bought a desk for just dropped of the parts in the alley and after we paid the 50$ as he was driving away he goes "oh yeah you also need an allen wrench bye", [–]GregorSamsaa 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (7 children). You never know if you are going to take it apart and sell it to someone. What do I do if I see a post that breaks the rules? Seriously though, it is staggering how many people can’t do basic things anymore. [–]androgenoide 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children). Like bed frames. [–]pobody 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Cannibustible 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]charavaka 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). Funny Shit Haha Funny Funny Jokes Funny Stuff Cat Jokes Pranks Hilarious Funniest Memes Fun Funny Super Funny Press J to jump to the feed. [–]sometimes-i-rhyme 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (2 children). [–]Spongi 22 points23 points24 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 70 points71 points72 points 12 days ago (6 children), It’s ALWAYS the Allen wrench that’s missing. Oh God, where is it??! No idea how cookies taste. Best puzzle money can buy. Short Sweden Jokes Why don't Scandinavians need sugar? One that I bought myself and a second that someone left for me after stealing the fork off my bike, [–]mattstorm360 24 points25 points26 points 12 days ago (3 children). Unimpressed, I … How does every Swedish joke start? They're decorative! No one is replying to this. No, don't use Wayfair. A big list of furniture jokes! Doesn't everyone keep a drawer full of 30 single-use allen wrenches from every piece of unassembled furniture they've ever bought? I saw a sign outside IKEA . [–]adventures_in_dysl 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (5 children), this one comment lead me to discover 2 things i didnt know, 1 Alan of the band Kill Allen Wrench was a suspect in kurt cobains death, and 2 the band was pretty good https://www.last.fm/music/Kill+Allen+Wrench/+wiki, [–]Diora0 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]JojenCopyPaste 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]showsterblob 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago (1 child). 6. gostatisfy. 6. The Ikea Monkey spread so much joy when it popped up on people’s Twitter feed in 2012, and we just want to remind you of his shearling coat glory. [–]Doomhammered 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (3 children), [–]dubeach 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]nothing_911 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (1 child). There are single-use keys? [–]Inkwells_ 2078 points2079 points2080 points 12 days ago22 (49 children). [–]AEROforce95 28 points29 points30 points 12 days ago (0 children), And the instructions!! It’s like finding a tiny Imperial Allen wrench in a tiny Metric Allen wrench stack.... [–]lapret 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (1 child). [–]muffinhead2580 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (0 children). In accordance with, Anything involving politics or a political figure (regardless of context) will be removed. 50 Jokes About Careers & Job Search. If necessary, a report will be made to the site administration. Should we be alarmed these boomer jokes are becoming common? and join one of thousands of communities. But for real though, Courtney did that shit. your own Pins on Pinterest Following is our collection of globe puns and sears one-liner funnies and gags working better than reddit jokes. Thank god the cashier knew to check if I needed another box. I’m hot on the case, I tell ya’. Reposts will be removed at the moderators’ discretion. [–]iEatPlankton 36 points37 points38 points 12 days ago (5 children), put it all together “FUCK, I’m missing a piece! is that how it was when you bought it? You have to screw every single needle in. Got another delivery coming on monday as well, fingers-crossed I suppose :P, [–]Patrol-007 16 points17 points18 points 12 days ago* (8 children), IKEA US? [–]SpiritedBad0 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), 23 years old is not considered a small child my good sir, [–]supershwa 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children), Adorable, cute, yeah...but also /r/kidsarefuckingstupid, [–]skittlesandtittles 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]pattycakebakers 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]ScoutMaster88 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), That’s so cute! But you'll sure as hell need it when you want to take that shit apart. Ikea Jokes. Cheaper too (US), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]knightress_oxhide 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (1 child). Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. r/Jokes: The funniest sub on reddit. They take a few hours for pickup orders in canada. And a great memory of adolescence for sure :) here’s a polar bear hug award 🤟, [–]Falcon4711 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). Funny pictures of really horrible, and terribly lame puns that will make you regret the day you Googled it. Would’ve been hilarious if you brought it into show and tell or something, [–]Radio12244 23 points24 points25 points 12 days ago (0 children), When my mom finally found it in my room She said “You didn’t really think this was gold did you?” I felt stupid, [–]Hungry_Freaks_Daddy 47 points48 points49 points 12 days ago (3 children). The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are no more! Only with sewing equipment that somebody's grandma or mom has. *yes, I misunderstood on purpose. [–]defenestr8tor 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]hipolishus 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Cripnite 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (8 children). Following is our collection of emporium puns and ikea one-liner funnies and gags working better than reddit jokes. By looking over your shoulder. The manager says thats useless for my business but just out of curiosity I'd like to see you do it. I spent the next several hours picking up every needle I could find, and trying to figure out how to attach them back onto the tree. She still doesn’t get what’s wrong with it. The funniest sub on reddit. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. It's easier to just go there. 20.4k. 4. truthfacts. The usual saying for an interview is "come in take a seat" but ikea is known for having its customers build their furniture so its "come in MAKE a seat", New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. Not sure if they still do it but when I worked there they sold $25 Xmas trees and then you got $25 gift card to be used at a later date and they planted a new tree for every tree sold. There is an abundance of finnish jokes out there. 19.8m. They really are single use. That is adorable. No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. Ikea Jokes. Gonna be a looooooong night, https://www.last.fm/music/Kill+Allen+Wrench/+wiki. Pretty sure it's a bit of commemorative field astroturf, probably from their favorite team/stadium. Well, at least smile. During Halloween my mom used a brass cylinder and a hammer to steak decorations in the ground. [–]thetomahawk42 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children). I got a job at Ikea because I wanted to make something of myself. All IKEA stores have the discount department (As-Is). If this had a tiny L shaped allen wrench it would be perfect. Usually you gotta pay extra for them to strip, [–]Vap3Th3B35t 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). Looking for something else? Why? Love you more than jokes. No social media or electronic messaging content (including Reddit). !”, [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 17 points18 points19 points 12 days ago (3 children), By law. Non-meme image macros are allowed. oliviadlc As someone who has loved the Frakta bag all her life, I was so excited to find this hat at my local Ikea. I didn't get the job, 'cause I was missing a screw. Since you have a bucket of them anyway, you don't need that one. What did they do with their free several hours while you were engrossed in needles? [–]purduephotog 22 points23 points24 points 12 days ago (0 children). Theyâ re a great way to show your personal style and treat your feet to some softness. This is an anti-spam measure. . Political Joke In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. And long may the jokes pour in congratulating the formerly regal couple. I remember this. And only when you go to attach the last needle is it that you realize you put the first one in backwards and need to undo them all to fix it. Are they made out of cheap plastic? Are the Royal Dansk cookie tins going out of style? ", I Work at Ikea and This is pretty much how my job interview was staged. 5. Wait until you find out that there's four different lengths in there and you're missing one. Whether you’ve just moved into a new place or are planning on doing up your old one IKEA is a one stop shop for just about every piece of furniture you’ll ever need, if you can eventually make it out again of course. When I was a small child, I remember when my parents told me the Christmas tree was fake. I dropped the Allen wrench that came with a chaise lounge into an unreachable part of the lounge and thought "no big deal. I'm not sure how attaching a few pounds of pine needles to your cat will keep them away from the decorations, but I'm pretty sure your forearms are gonna "have a scratch or two.". But there is a secret you should know. The popcorn tins are useful for bulk storage. [–]__kb__ 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]iMaJia3000 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children). They're single use if the metal is so cheap that it stops being a functional tool after it's first use. Man, and I just finished. Hate speech and bigotry will be removed at the moderators' discretion. I was shocked, I couldn't imagine how long it took them to do it. Close. It’s been eight years since the Ikea Monkey: The best memes to celebrate. 5 4 1 5 5145. IKEA provides two numbers for customer service and after sales. But did you get box 2 from the other isle? For an inclusive list, Gore, pornography, and sexually graphic images are not allowed. [–]Give_It_To_Gore 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), yes then the lady throws them away saying I'm hoarding, and then when she needs one asked me where I put them, and then we have to go to the store, [–]hamster_rustler 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (7 children), “Single use” is BS, they’re made of metal. I’ve never understood the jokes people make about [–]internetonsetadd 201 points202 points203 points 12 days ago (36 children). Alanis Morissette has entered the chat... [–]SPOOFE 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]kayp02 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]nonoimsomeoneelse 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), I haven't seen your allen wrench but here is a tube of glue that is already dried, [–]bipolarspacecop 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. [–]austinhippie 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago (4 children), [–]MutsumidoesReddit 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (3 children). They sell real trees, it was $25 tree, with a $25 coupon last week. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. [–]HuoXue 134 points135 points136 points 12 days ago (26 children). They told me they had to assemble it bit by bit. Posted by 1 day ago. Nothing, they're both fictional characters Why wasn't Jesus born in Sweden? 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